Advertisement
About Us
Contact Us
Home arrow Outside arrow Rippin' Forecast
Home
Search
Town
Outside
Music
Tech/Geek
Editorial
Links
Archive

Login Form
Username

Password

Remember me
Forgotten your password?
No account yet? Create one
Rippin' Forecast PDF Print E-mail
Contributed by T.J. Sheehan   
Tuesday, 26 December 2006
Thursday calls for a high percentage of ripping ...
turning should be an option for avoiding obstacles, but otherwise not needed...the sunshine could be overwhelming at times, causing uncontrolled laughter, and other smile related injuries... ripping related activities could be pervasive throughout the basin and surrounding mountains....stopping should be avoided and considered dangerous..if  you must stop, please raise the official Jamaican flag.
Recommended wax for all apparatus is Blue+white+.5 oz urine.... Go Fast And Be Sick!
 

T.J. Sheehan
Head Forecaster
Ripping Report

< Prev   Next >